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Wednesday, May 6, 2009 by nancy stover:

i have ordered from lydias. i think there prices are great .great scrubs thank you lydia nancy stover

Wednesday, May 6, 2009 by Jessica Watts:

You know you are a nurse when discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal. You know you are a nurse when you compliment a complete stranger on his veins. You know you are a nurse when you find yourself betting on someone's alcohol level. You know you are a nurse when you know that K-Y jelly is optional. Anonymous

Thursday, May 7, 2009 by Selina Baker:

Thanks for the great prices and quality and the many choices in styles and name brands.

Friday, May 8, 2009 by Julie Morton:

I enjoy koi and great prices. I do wish they had free shipping.

Saturday, May 9, 2009 by Carrie Genet:

I love the selection at Lydias! The prices are wonderful. Thank You.

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by Sandra Dicianno:

Just wanted you to know that I am having a difficult time choosing items. There are so many cute ones. I won't feel like such a plain jane anymore. Thanks you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by Beverly:

A geriatric nurse was accustomed to helping her dementia patient find her purse many times in a shift. One particularly busy shift, the elderly patient was agitated. “Where’s my purse?” she demanded. “We’ll find it in few minutes,” the nurse responded. Moments later, the patient wandered into a peer’s room. “Never mind,” she said when she reappeared, “I found it.” The nurse glanced up to see her walking down the hall proudly carrying another patient’s Foley catheter bag.

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by Marie:

A frazzled nurse reaches for her pen to take a physician’s phone order but pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket. “Oh no,” she exclaims, “Some butthole has my pen!”

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by Beverly:

An elderly patient was admitted to a geropsychiatric unit. During her assessment, the nurse noted that she was allergic to nuts and indicated this on her allergy band. During visiting hours, her son approached the nurse angrily, "What do you mean labeling my mother 'Nuts'"?

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by mike:

At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,'I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient.

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by mike:

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct . Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by Beverly:

During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his nurse, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. 'Which one?' I asked. 'The patch, the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours, and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress, and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by Beverly:

I was caring for a woman and asked, 'So, how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste,' the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly, and the woman produced a foil packet labelled 'KY Jelly.'

Sunday, May 10, 2009 by naomi hannah:

So we were on a night shift middle of the night smoking break when another nurse came out with one of her patients. An older gentleman, he hadn't had a cigarette all day, and he soon looked lightheaded and dizzy. I told him to sit down next to me so he wouldn't fall and as he sat he exclaimed..."I can't sit too well...I had surgery in the wrong place!" ok so it's not a joke, it's real life, but it was very funny at the time...rectal polyps are the pits man!

Monday, May 11, 2009 by carmen:

you know you're a nurse if...you avoid "sick" looking people in the mall in fear that if they drop and you'll have to perform CPR on your day off.

Monday, May 11, 2009 by sukhi:

Thankyou to Lydia scrubs team by providing exceptional great comfortable clothing for all healthcare professional so we can work better and building a health america

Monday, May 11, 2009 by April Purdy:

Lydias always has good prices and their customer service is great! They always have the latest fashions

Monday, May 11, 2009 by RESHUNDA:

I really love lydia's uniform site.I told all of my coworkers to order for them.

Monday, May 11, 2009 by marcia j:

I have ordered with a friend i work with ,i'm a pettite but i am chubby ..your uniforms fit me to a ''T'' .Thanks so much.

Monday, May 11, 2009 by Yazmin tovar:

I thought i ws only addicted to Ebay and Fcebook buit i am also addicted to Lydias. I can resist their top quality scrubs! I love Koi scrubs! Also lydias always makes me happy with their fast shipping and their coupons!! Lydias is the best when it comes to new styles!

Monday, May 11, 2009 by Lisa Sheldon:

You know you are a nurse if you've told a confused patient your name was that of your coworker and to HOLLER if they need help.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 by Sara:

I love the selection at lydias!! I have ordered several items and loved all of them!! I'm also addicted to lydias!! I love looking at scrubs!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009 by Regina:

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

Thursday, May 14, 2009 by Lindsay Mc Gouran:

Nurse, Whats that your putting on me the patient said? its you nice green, red and orange band aid. then she woke up after surgury and saw it saying Nurse, Yes Dear, When the traffic lights change colour on my band aid can I go home. This is true from on of my little patients!

Friday, May 15, 2009 by Tina :

I love your scrubs because they are the most stylish and youthful

Sunday, May 17, 2009 by Crystal :

Hi! I wanted to comment on how user friendly the Lydia's website is. I used the Live Chat last time I ordered shoes and it was great because I was not left to guessing if they ran true to size. I also loe the numerous search options! Thanks!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 by Katie Thackery:

You know you are a nurse when discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal. You know you are a nurse when you compliment a complete stranger on his veins. You know you are a nurse when you find yourself betting on someone's alcohol level.

Friday, May 22, 2009 by shanee:

Knock Knock Who's There It's Yur Bladder Saying You Need A Foley Because You Dont Have Time To Do The Process Of Elimnation Yourself

Sunday, May 24, 2009 by SANDRA:

My favorite medical humor... "Welcome to the psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite your ear off. If you are ambivalent, please hang up and call back in a few minutes. If you are comatose, stuporous, or obtunded, press each number from 9 to 1 backwards, and then leave your name and number when you hear the beep. If you would like to speak to a physician, pleased be advised that your plan requires a second opinion and a 30 day waiting period before you can receive this service, which has been designated nonessential."

Monday, May 25, 2009 by Judy:

As a Medical Social Worker, we are often in the Emergency Room. One day, a schizophrenic came in to receive medication as she had not been taking it for her schizophrenia. The social worker asked her why she had been non-compliant, and she replied, "Because sometimes I feel like a nut, and sometimes I don't!"

Sunday, May 31, 2009 by Rhonda Arnold:

I am a return customer here at Lydia's. My co workers always give me such positive comments on my "adorable" uniforms.

Sunday, May 31, 2009 by Robbie Mccaslin:

A woman enters the hospital to deliver her first child. Her nurse comes in and introduces herself. She asks the patient is she has any questions. The woman says she is worried about the pain. She wants an idea of what to expect. So the nurse replies, "Grab your upper lip and pull it out.." The patient complies and says "Like this?" The nurse says "a little more..." Again, the patient does as she is told. The nurse asks "Does that hurt?". The replies "A little bit." The nurse then replies, "Now stretch it over your head!!!!!"

Monday, June 1, 2009 by Doris Howard:

please enter me in the $50 gift certiticate contest. Thanks.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009 by Erika:

I heard from a friend about you guys and she was right.You guys have awsome srubs.I am very pleased, keep up the good work!

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